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  1. Fatty checking in – 6/30/09

    Written by Stay Puft Marshmellow Man | Date: June 30, 2009 12:29 pm | Permalink | Category: Diet Blog

    Breakfast
    None.
    Lunch
    Chicken tarna sandwich: 600 Calories
    2 slices of pita bread: 150 Calories
    Small caesar salad: 300 Calories
    Bowl of fruit: 150 Calories
    Small bowl of pickled beets: 50 Calories
    Diet Fresca: 0 Calories
    Dinner
    N/A – yet.
    Workout
    Walked about a half mile to drop off my car at the body shop. It was seriously like a death march for fatty.
    Weight
    162.0
    Thoughts
    According to the Weight [...]

  2. Fatty needs (less) cake – 6/29/09

    Written by Stay Puft Marshmellow Man | Date: June 29, 2009 11:37 pm | Permalink | Category: Diet Blog

    Lunch
    Steak fajita bowl: 1000 Calories
    Rice and chicken bowl: 400 Calories
    Dinner
    Pasta (capellini/arrabiata): 743 Calories
    Workout
    None.
    Weight
    163.4 (how the hell did I gain 2 pounds in 2 days)
    Fatty needs to get his ass on a treadmill.